Funny how things change huh? Anyways, since I just adore hypothetical situations and this is after all my blog, that's exactly what we're going to talk about today.
Hypothetical situation # 1
Imagine this: You are mmm let's say... 15 years old.
You're female.
Your 5,4'' maybe 5,5''.
You don't see things the way others do.
When asked if the glass is half empty or half full you say: "What glass? I see no glass"
You're quirky to say the least.
You wear earthy, bohemian style jewelry. (Stuff made of wood, zodiac symbols etc.)
You recently ordered the following pieces from Amazon :
You order a lot more nerdy things that aren't important.(Harry Potter paraphernalia)
You listen to weird music. (Cold play, Radio head, Imperial Mammoth)
You're obsessed with Alaska, Northern lights and weirdly enough, wolves for some reason.
You laugh at everything.(except things that are supposed to be funny)
You've got a short haircut.
You don't see things the way others do.
When asked if the glass is half empty or half full you say: "What glass? I see no glass"
You're quirky to say the least.
You wear earthy, bohemian style jewelry. (Stuff made of wood, zodiac symbols etc.)
You recently ordered the following pieces from Amazon :
You listen to weird music. (Cold play, Radio head, Imperial Mammoth)
You're obsessed with Alaska, Northern lights and weirdly enough, wolves for some reason.
You laugh at everything.(except things that are supposed to be funny)
You've got a short haircut.
You've got nice boobs to be so ridiculously skinny.
Your certainly not the prettiest thing at least not in your opinion.
You'd be considered more quirky than beautiful.
Some would call your quirkiness cute or endearing or just weird.
depends on who you ask.
Did I mention your black?
You're skinnier than all your friends white or black.
Yeah and your kinda weird for a black girl.
Your outfits are composed mostly of skinny jeans, converses and graphic tees.
Your a bit of a tomboy.
You've been seen hanging with boys.
But you have really girly friends too.
Question : What would you think of this girl?
Hypothetical situation # 2
Imagine this: You are mmm let's say... 25-27 years old.
You are male.
You are white.
There's plenty of young, beautiful, White, female teachers to hit on.
You're are around 5'll maybe.
You are hot as fuck.
You stand and walk like a male model.
Like seriously... You're GQ 24/7.
You have piercing blue eyes.
You have a sexy beard.
You have a sexy beard.
Chicks of all ages wanna fuck you.
You know it too.
Yet, you're single.
You work in a highschool.
You're not a teacher though.
You're ''security.''
But your not a police officer.
You pretty much do all these odds and ends around the school.
You escort bad kids to the princeaples office.
You break up fights.
They give you the key to all the lockers.
Whenever there's an issue, kids get sent to you.
You sell refreshments to kids during break times.
You tell kids when they need to sign out.
If a teacher wants a soda you go and get it.
Really your not that busy or important.
But the kids just love you.
But the kids just love you.
You're funny, carefree and you befriends the students a bit.
Long story short, you're hot stuff.
So it's all gravy.
So it's all gravy.
Question :What do you think of this guy?
Hypothetical situation # 3
Now Imagine this:
You are the girl from Situation 1
You're a freshman and your excited to be in high school
The guy from Situation 2 is looking at you.
You're not really creeped out or anything because he was probably just glancing around.
Still, a particularly attractive grown ass man glancing in your direction is hard to ignore.
You assume he thinks you're weird. Or ugly. Or both.
Several guys have done what he's doing and you assume they think ill of you.
You have NO idea why people look at you so much.
Anyways, he watches you constantly in the cafeteria.
At least you think.
You can't be sure.
After some weeks go by, you're positive he's looking at you.
You entertain the IMPOSSIBLE notion that he likes you.
For like 2 stupid seconds before reality smacks you in the face.
He watches you and you look at him and he dosent look away.
So your like ;-/
He seems to think he's invisible just because he's across the cafeteria.
Oh ok.
He's leaned back in his chair rubbing his beard.
At you.
You're like wtf.
You're a little freaked out .
But I mean come on a fine ass dude chose YOU to eyeball and you are definantly digging it.
Shiiiiit.
Anywho, this continues unroll one day he's like two feet away and he's staring straight at you.
He looks away.
You catch him looking at you several times.
One day he starts chatting up your friends and you just walk by.
You turn around because you can't help it.
He's looking at you..
PAUSE! Before you get any ideas. You are skinny as fuck which means you ain't got nobody's ass.
CONTINUE .
So you turn back around quickly.
He stops watching you for a while .
You decide he realizes how beat you are.
Oh well, it was only a matter of time.
He puts his head down when he walks past you nowadays.
Or looks the other way .
Things are getting boring now that your not getting attention until...
One day you see him watching you walk away but he dosent know so he keeps watching
Caughtt!
So the plot thickens.
Question : What on earth is going on here?
What is his problem?
Also male teachers tend to act this way towards you but that's a story for another day!
You're not really creeped out or anything because he was probably just glancing around.
Still, a particularly attractive grown ass man glancing in your direction is hard to ignore.
You assume he thinks you're weird. Or ugly. Or both.
Several guys have done what he's doing and you assume they think ill of you.
You have NO idea why people look at you so much.
Anyways, he watches you constantly in the cafeteria.
At least you think.
You can't be sure.
After some weeks go by, you're positive he's looking at you.
You entertain the IMPOSSIBLE notion that he likes you.
For like 2 stupid seconds before reality smacks you in the face.
He watches you and you look at him and he dosent look away.
So your like ;-/
He seems to think he's invisible just because he's across the cafeteria.
Oh ok.
He's leaned back in his chair rubbing his beard.
At you.
You're like wtf.
You're a little freaked out .
But I mean come on a fine ass dude chose YOU to eyeball and you are definantly digging it.
Shiiiiit.
Anywho, this continues unroll one day he's like two feet away and he's staring straight at you.
He looks away.
You catch him looking at you several times.
One day he starts chatting up your friends and you just walk by.
You turn around because you can't help it.
He's looking at you..
PAUSE! Before you get any ideas. You are skinny as fuck which means you ain't got nobody's ass.
CONTINUE .
So you turn back around quickly.
He stops watching you for a while .
You decide he realizes how beat you are.
Oh well, it was only a matter of time.
He puts his head down when he walks past you nowadays.
Or looks the other way .
Things are getting boring now that your not getting attention until...
One day you see him watching you walk away but he dosent know so he keeps watching
Caughtt!
So the plot thickens.
Question : What on earth is going on here?
What is his problem?
Also male teachers tend to act this way towards you but that's a story for another day!
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