Dear early 2000s, you also lied, being a skinny girl is NOT cute apparently.
Dear Spongebob, you probably lied to cause I'm 95% sure people don't enjoy work that much
Dear government, if you make school online you won't have to pay all those teachers,just sayin ;)
Dear Math teacher, I know you want me to give a damn about line segments and shit but I really don't.
Dear Stephanie Meyer, your idea of love is sick, twisted and masochistic. (Also you can't write for shit)
Dear J.K Rowling thank you for teaching me that there are more important things than books and cleverness, like friendship and bravery( aah! See what I did there?)
Dear Wiz Khalifa, :/
Dear Lil Wayne, :/
Dear Drake, :/
Attention all black, women degrading rappers, ...(wait for it)..... :/
Dear prom, yearbook and other stupid highschool things, you don't fool me and I'm not buying shit so there. ( yeah stick it to the man!)
Dear Morons, no one cares that it's your birthday and all you want is a big bootied hoe. No one cares.
Dear world, I hate you
Dear society, you don't run my life ;]
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